Friday, July 21, 2006

The Tragedy of John Doolittle, Prince of K Street. Elect Fighting Dem Charlie Brown in November

Friends, Californians, citizens, lend me your ears;
I come to objectively assess Charlie Brown, not to praise him.
The noble John Doolittle Hath told you Charlie Brown is a member of the ACLU:
If it were so, it is a grievous fault in the eyes of some,
And so hath Charlie answer'd it.
The ACLU protects the Constitution for all, even the
noble John Doolittle
For John Doolittle is an honorable man;
So are all of his pals: Jack Abramoff, Duke Cunningham, Tom Delay, all honorable men--
Come I to speak in Charlie Brown’s defense.
Charlie Brown is a brother veteran, honorable and of conviction to me:
But John Dolittle says Charlie is against the
values and traditions that made this country strong;
And John Doolittle is an honorable man.
John Doolittle claims to have brought many successes home to the 4th District
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill as well as his own pockets:
Did this in John Doolittle seem honorable? When that the poor Jack Abramoffs have cried for another scheme or favor, John Doolittle hath wept
All the way to the bank with his pal’s contributions:

honor should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet John Doolittle says Charlie is against values and traditions
That made this country strong;
And John Doolittle is an honourable man.
You all did see that Charlie’s believes that people should be free to pursue life, liberty
And happiness without interference from the government:
was this violation of values?
Yet John Doolittle says he is against the values
And traditions that made this country strong;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what John Doolittle spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all love our country, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to question Charlie’s
commitment to values and patriotism?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And people have lost their reason.
Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with truth, honor, respect and honesty,
And I must pause till it come back to me
in November when we say no to kleptocracy,
the honorable John Doolittle,
his honorable pals;
and elect Charlie Brown as our representative.


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